Done-For-You HappyMushroom Colonized Grow Kit

“Can’t believe how easy this was. I had over 2 ounces in under a month and they’ve been amazing!”
– Jay S a HappyMushroom.com Customer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 Stars – 3,000+ Happy Customers

Our 3lb Pre-Colonized HappyMushroom Grow Kit grows over 2oz of dried mushrooms, that’s a value of over $400! We started the grow and did all the hard work for you, so you can enjoy your first harvest in under 30 days.

Typical DIY kits make you buy and inject spore syringes, come with around a 50% failure rate, and can take over 70 days to yield low quality mushrooms. Our bags arrive colonized with premium mycelium, ensuring faster, higher quality, and guaranteed results.


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Easiest & Fastest Way to Grow HappyMushrooms!

Millions around the world have discovered the amazing mental health benefits of HappyMushrooms. Reducing anxiety, depression, and improving focus.

But let’s face it—quality HappyMushrooms are expensive, tough to come by, and even harder to grow. Most people give up after wrestling with contaminated spore syringes, complicated techniques, and months of grow time. But we’ve changed the game by doing all the hard work for you.

We’re talking a premium 3-lb grow bag that’s already been injected with top-grade, liquid mycelium—the very same potent, proven genetics we grow ourselves. Unlike the mixed bag you get with spores, our liquid mycelium is a clone of the best mushrooms we’ve cultivated, setting you up for faster, consistent, guaranteed growth.

We even started the process in-house for you, so your bag arrives practically ready to produce fruit. No injections, no fancy setup, no sterile rooms. Just a proven, done-for-you system that produces over 2oz of dried mushrooms in a matter of weeks instead of months.

Here’s all you do: unpack your bag and that air comes in through the filter. Place it somewhere that gets some ambient light from a window or room bulb, keep room around 68 – 78 degrees and before you know it, top quality mushrooms are growing right in the bag and you’re harvesting your own supply, better than anything you’d ever find on your own.

 

Why Choose Our Kit?

  • Effortless Grow: We did all the hard work for you—no injecting crappy spore syringes, no expensive equipment, no misting water, no guesswork. Grow HappyMushrooms just as easily as you could Lions’ Mane or Oyster mushrooms.
  • 3x Faster than DIY Kits: Enjoy over 2oz of high-quality, dried mushrooms 3 times faster than DIY Kits. 21 days vs 65 days it would normally take.
  • 98% Success Rate: Vs 50% success rate you’d get if you went the DIY route with spores. 
  • Premium Genetics: We use premium liquid culture instead of spores. This means you’re growing EXACT clones of the high-quality mushroom we grow.
  • Never leave the bag: Our genetics have been grown specifically to grow perfectly inside a closed bag system. This means you’ll never have to cut open the bag or spray it with water daily.

 Act Now – Because we actually start the grow and let these bags fully colonize before we ship them out, we only have a limited batch available at a time and we do run out.

We are positive this is the easiest and fastest way for you to grow your own mushrooms at home. If for any reason it doesn’t work out just shoot us an email and we’ll gladly refund your money. 

Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of mushrooms does this grow?

This kit grows dung-loving HappyMushrooms. YES, that kind 😊
Variety is “Hillbilly” which we chose due to amazing yields, fast colonization, potency, and doesn’t drop spores. 
Studies have shown these mushrooms have many mental health benefits. 

Our fully colonized grow bags allow mushrooms to grow in less than 30 days. 

Liquid culture (or mycelium) is made from a cloned strain of our proven, high-quality genetics, ensuring potent, and consistent results. This means you’re cultivating from a single, optimized genetic profile, which leads to faster growth, higher yields, and a reduced risk of contamination.

In contrast, spores contain a random mix of genetics, which can vary in quality and performance, potentially resulting in slower, unpredictable growth and mixed results. With liquid mycelium, you’re set up for success right from the start, growing exact high-quality clones of the same mushrooms we grow.

You can expect a harvest of around 2oz per grow bag. That’s a value of over $400! 

We’ve done all the hard work for you, so your success is guaranteed, if it doesn’t work just shoot us an email and we’ll happily refund your money or send you a new kit. 

No special tools or experience required! Our kit is beginner-friendly and we’ve already done all the hard work for you so it’s fool-proof even if you’ve never grown anything before in your life. 

**All Kits are sold for the purposes of microscopy research ONLY. 

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  1. S

    Highly recommend!!!! If you don’t end up with more than enough then you didn’t follow directions right! I use to grow awhile back but knowing all the work and patience it takes to get where you start from with this is just amazing! I got 4 flushes. I usually would only try for 2 because of diminished nutrients. These are super packed . Noticed this strain likes the warmer end of the temp setting if that helps anybody.

  2. AG

    Outstanding every yield I have had.

  3. AA

    I’m over the moon literally!! Got my first yield!! 36 grams!! Dried.waiting for the 2nd flush!!

  4. DD

    Could not be easier to grow, well worth the costs and amazing results; about to harvest the fourth flush.

    Amazing potency…

  5. CJ

    I bought three of the 3 pound bags and only got one flush with only a half oz in each bag I was. Very disappointed