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60 Day Guarantee
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Whether it’s your first time or your fifth, our fully colonized kits are designed to work — no syringes, no sterile labs, no guesswork.
✅ Arrives Fully Colonized — No injecting spore syringes and waiting forever
✅ Zero Daily Maintenance — No misting or cutting the bag
✅ Grows in Just 3 Weeks — 3x faster than DIY kits
✅ 2oz+ Harvests — That’s over $400 worth of dried mushrooms
✅ Proven Genetics — Not mixed and unproven like spores
✅ Just Place, Wait, and Harvest — That’s it
Most grow kits fail because they rely on spore syringes, take months to grow, and require sterile setups.
Ours doesn’t. We’ve already done the hard part — so you can grow potent mushrooms in a matter of weeks, with no contamination risk and no stress.
DIY Spore Kits
❌ Requires syringes and injection
❌ Takes 65–70+ days
❌ 50%+ failure rate
❌ Needs misting and cutting
❌ Spores = inconsistent results
❌ No real support — everyone blames someone else
❌ You're on your own if it fails
✅ Arrives fully colonized
✅ Grows in ~21 days
✅ 98% success rate
✅ Grows sealed in the bag
✅ Liquid culture = cloned genetics
✅ 100% Guarantee — we own the process, so we make it right
✅ Real human support from mushroom experts
*With DIY kits, you get the blame game. With us, you get mushrooms — or your money back.*
We want you to absolutely love your experience with Happy Mushrooms.
If your kit doesn’t fruit properly or you’re not satisfied for any reason, just let us know within 60 days. We’ll work with you to troubleshoot — and if needed, we’ll send you a free replacement or refund your money.
All we ask is that you send us a quick photo so we can help diagnose the issue and make it right.
Simple rookie proof product. If you leave it in the bag you won’t have any problems. Customer service team is quick to reply to any questions. Shipping is descret and prompt. From order to harvest expect 5ish weeks.
Brian Escott
At first I was skeptical, but then I was impressed. They grew well and yielded about 2oz. The effects where smooth and very artistic and I’m an experienced psychonaut. I’m buying again.
Dave
Bro! Where have you been my whole life. I just got my first ever flush and it wasn’t easy..it was stupid easy! I ordered 2 more. They ship it out immediately. Gracias from up north in Jax,FL!
Eric
**All Kits are sold for the purposes of microscopy research ONLY.
