Done-For-You HappyMushroom Colonized Grow Kits

$97.00

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Our 3lb Pre-Colonized HappyMushroom Grow Kit grows over 2oz of dried mushrooms, that’s a value of over $400! We started the grow and did all the hard work for you, so you can enjoy your first harvest in under 30 days.

Typical DIY kits make you buy and inject spore syringes, come with around a 50% failure rate, and can take over 70 days to yield low quality mushrooms. Our bags arrive colonized with premium mycelium, ensuring faster, higher quality, and guaranteed results.

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The Foolproof Way to Grow Happy Mushrooms at Home

Whether it’s your first time or your fifth, our fully colonized kits are designed to work — no syringes, no sterile labs, no guesswork.

✅ Arrives Fully Colonized — No injecting spore syringes and waiting forever

✅ Zero Daily Maintenance — No misting or cutting the bag

✅ Grows in Just 3 Weeks — 3x faster than DIY kits

✅ 2oz+ Harvests — That’s over $400 worth of dried mushrooms

✅ Proven Genetics — Not mixed and unproven like spores

✅ Just Place, Wait, and Harvest — That’s it

Why Our Grow Kit Works (When Others Fail)

Most grow kits fail because they rely on spore syringes, take months to grow, and require sterile setups.

Ours doesn’t. We’ve already done the hard part — so you can grow potent mushrooms in a matter of weeks, with no contamination risk and no stress.

DIY Spore Kits

❌ Requires syringes and injection

❌ Takes 65–70+ days

❌ 50%+ failure rate

❌ Needs misting and cutting

❌ Spores = inconsistent results

❌ No real support — everyone blames someone else

❌ You're on your own if it fails

✅ Arrives fully colonized

✅ Grows in ~21 days

✅ 98% success rate

✅ Grows sealed in the bag

✅ Liquid culture = cloned genetics

✅ 100% Guarantee — we own the process, so we make it right

✅ Real human support from mushroom experts

*With DIY kits, you get the blame game. With us, you get mushrooms — or your money back.*

60-Day Happiness Guarantee

We want you to absolutely love your experience with Happy Mushrooms.

If your kit doesn’t fruit properly or you’re not satisfied for any reason, just let us know within 60 days. We’ll work with you to troubleshoot — and if needed, we’ll send you a free replacement or refund your money.

All we ask is that you send us a quick photo so we can help diagnose the issue and make it right.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of mushrooms does this grow?

This kit grows dung-loving HappyMushrooms. YES, that kind 😊 
Variety is “Hillbilly” which we chose due to amazing yields, fast colonization, potency, and doesn’t drop spores.  
Studies have shown these mushrooms have many mental health benefits.

How long will it take to grow?